NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has picked up early signs that a once-yearly phenomenon is set to affect global skies between December 24 – 25.
The signals, which appear to originate from the North Pole, suggest that an unknown entity is preparing to embark on a global journey, beginning in the furthest reaches of the Pacific Islands and making numerous stops in each country, before returning to the North Pole.
NORAD says that the phenomenon coincides with the mysterious delivery of Christmas presents to children.