An excellent handicap-friendly Hawaii event

Although typically served buffet-style, the dinners were served in boxed pressed cardboard. I like a buffet because there are only certain foods I am able to eat. The pre-packaged meals contained too large servings for me and comprised cuisine a bit too zesty for my overly-bland diet. I wound up taking much of the food home with me.

There were three tiers of luxury offered to this ticketed event. The highest tier included an orchid lei, extra alcoholic drinks, the closest seating to the stage, and souvenir photos. I chose the lowest price ticket, because I didn’t feel I needed the first-class luxury. I don’t drink alcohol because I have diabetes, and I brought my own camera for photos. However, when I saw the photos taken by the professionals, I bought them anyway as an add-on, after the lūau ended.

I purchased my tickets via Groupon when I saw they were having a sale plus a bonus discount code. I used the Rakuten portal to get a 6 percent rebate on purchases at Groupon, and I used the Bank of America Cash Rewards Visa, which gives another 5 percent rebate for online purchases. I wound up paying half-price stacking these four discounts. Originally, I was seated at a table that wasn’t the best location for a wheelchair user, but Lenny, the man walking around pretending to be the palm-leaf weaver was actually the manager in disguise. He was making certain each customer had the best experience possible while working undercover. He saw my situation and offered me an unsold table, which gave me a better view of the floor show.

I had scheduled The Handi-Van for transport to and from Ka Moana Lūau. Each way for two riders for the one-hour trip costs a total of $2 for door-to-door service on The Handi-Van. A city bus takes one hour and thirty-five minutes. Many years ago during mudslides, the trip took six hours returning from Sea Life Park at 4 pm on a city bus. I would not recommend using the city bus for a night journey. There were people stranded after the luau who assumed there were city buses running late at night, which there are none. I saw people from New York City who assumed they could call an Uber on demand and be picked up, but none were available. My Handi-Van was over a half-hour late, and there were a number of people trying to figure out how they would get back to Waikiki when I boarded. Car rental rates in Honolulu have been running as high as $1000 per day, according to several news reports, because the rental agencies sold off their fleet or transferred their inventory to the mainland during the COVID lockdowns. Demand is high, but supply is low on Oahu. There are some handicap spots outside the pay-to-park lot, which would save the $5 parking fee, but access to a car is very difficult at the moment.

The evening was a five-star event, but transfers to and from can be a major consideration, because this is way out in God’s country. The Groupon includes same-day admission to Sea Life Park, but the aquarium was still closed due to COVID during my visit. You will want to make sure all of your ducks are in a row, no pun intended, before visiting this water wonderland. I give Ka Moana Lūau a solid 10 out of 10 rating as a handicap-friendly event.

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Dr. Anton Anderssen - special to eTN

I am a legal anthropologist. My doctorate is in law, and my post-doctorate graduate degree is in cultural anthropology.

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