As reported by the Borowitz Report Republican lawmakers in the Texas State Senate are proposing a precedent-setting new bill that would make it illegal for women to live in the state.
Senator Harland Dorrinson, one of the many pro-life lawmakers backing the woman ban, crafted his bill after witnessing Senator Wendy Davis filibuster an anti-abortion bill last month.
โThat was our moment to say, โEnough is enough,โ โ he said. โThis comes down to a choice between life and women, and we choose life.โ
Senator Dorrinson said his bill would call for a twenty-foot woman-proof fence to be constructed along the borders of the state.
โWomen are great at talking, but not at climbing,โ he observed.
But another G.O.P. state senator, Cal Jamson, believes that the total ban on women goes โtoo farโ and is proposing a less draconian bill that would allow some women to remain in the state as guest workers.
โTexas needs women to cook, clean, and cheerlead,โ he said. โIf they show that they can do those things and stay out of politics, there could be a pathway to citizenship.โ
New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. In 2001, he created the Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has millions of readers around the world, for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor. The Borowitz Report was acquired by The New Yorker in 2012.
He has published two recent best-selling books: โThe 50 Funniest American Writers,โ which became the first title in the history of the Library of America to make the Times best-seller list; and a memoir, โAn Unexpected Twist,โ a No. 1 best-seller, which Amazon named the Best Kindle Single of 2012. His Twitter feed, @BorowitzReport, has more than four hundred and fifty thousand followers and was voted the best Twitter feed of 2011 in a poll by Time.
As a comedian, he has performed sold-out shows around the world and has made countless television and radio appearances, including on National Public Radio, VH1, and Comedy Central. He has been called a โSwiftian satiristโ (the Wall Street Journal), โAmericaโs satire kingโ (the Daily Beast), โthe funniest human on Twitterโ (the Times), and โone of the funniest people in Americaโ (CBS Newsโ โSunday Morningโ).
WHAT TO TAKE AWAY FROM THIS ARTICLE:
- In 2001, he created the Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has millions of readers around the world, for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor.
- state senator, Cal Jamson, believes that the total ban on women goes โtoo farโ and is proposing a less draconian bill that would allow some women to remain in the state as guest workers.
- As reported by the Borowitz Report Republican lawmakers in the Texas State Senate are proposing a precedent-setting new bill that would make it illegal for women to live in the state.