Signs of a no-frills airline

You know you’re flying on a no-frills airline if:

– They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.

– All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

– Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

– You kiss the wing for luck before boarding, and it kisses you back.

– You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

– Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

– The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

– When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

– The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

– You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, “Just once.”

– There’s no movie. Don’t need one.

– Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

– You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off the plane.

– All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.